The Future is Now

Recently I wrote a blog entry about Bible Bars. Bible Bars are tasty biblical treats that are inspired by scripture and I'm a huge fan. I read scripture pretty often and I've never been inspired to create bars like the Sweet Shalom bar, Noah's Nuggets or the Jacob's Ladder bar. I imagine your people are very smart to concoct such things. I appreciate that each bar is a gluten free way to remember God and witness to people who love granola.

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I feel that the people at BBI have only just begun to tap into the world of healthy Bible snacks and I'd like to lend a helping hand. Below is just a sampling of ideas I have rolling around...Bible Bar people you are free to pick any ideas that you think would help further the cause. I've perused the Bible and have now felt the inspiration too!!!

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So with the magic of computer technology I present to you a sampling of the future of Bible Bars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Balaam's Ass Bar is a nutritional treat mixing the healthy goodness of organic cocoa, dried grapes, dates and nuts. It's a good pick me up for when your ass wants to sit down.
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27 And when the ass saw the angel of the Lord, she fell down under Balaam: and Balaam’s anger was kindled, and he smote the ass with a staff. 28 And the Lord opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten me these three times? 29 And Balaam said unto the ass, Because thou hast mocked me: I would there were a sword in mine hand, for now would I kill thee. (Numbers 22:27-29)

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Also I have:

The Sodom Snack is a bit different...it's jam packed full of tasty goodness such as Acai berries, carrot bits and almonds. It's more designed to keep full of energy, alert and focused on the road ahead.

23 By the time Lot reached Zoar, the sun had risen over the land. 24 Then the LORD rained down burning sulfur on Sodom and Gomorrah—from the LORD out of the heavens. 25 Thus he overthrew those cities and the entire plain, including all those living in the cities—and also the vegetation in the land. 26 But Lot's wife looked back, and she became a pillar of salt. (Genesis 19:23-26)
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I don't mean to brag because I'm not a marketer or food maker...but I knocked these out in just under 20 minutes plus I have a lot more ideas that aren't even shown here. It'd be a hoot to see a Sodom Snack next time I'm at the Family Christian Store!!! I could look at the cashier and say, "Hey, I thought that one up!!!"